What’s for supper? Vol. 450: Two pies for every girl

Happy Friday! Brr, it’s cold. Boo, I’m fat. I finally dragged myself up on the scale because I figured I was thinking about it constantly anyway, and I might as well know what I’m thinking about, and it was . . . not great. It was three pounds less than the number I was very afraid of, so I’ve got that going for me. I gained most of it after I broke my toe, which is a ridiculous reason to gain weight, but there you go. 

This is the part where I’m supposed to announce that I’m launching a new plan to get back in the saddle and really do the work because I’m worthy of the effort, but in all honesty, who knows. It’s cold. It’s dark. I bought some bigger pants that fit better, and I drank some water today. Who knows. 

Anyway, totally unrelatedly, I need to tell you about my  adventures in the pie trade.

Right before Thanksgiving, I advertised on Facebook marketplace and some local groups, and got orders for eleven pies. I ended up making apple, mini apple, pumpkin, mini pumpkin, coconut custard, blueberry, and chicken pot pies. Then also, right before that, I made a cranberry curd tart and five mini apple pies for the school get-together. 

And then I tied my apron on one last time and made seven pies for our family: Two apple, two pumpkin, one pecan, one coconut custard, and one cranberry curd tart with walnut crust.

I’ve never seen so many pies, much less baked so many! It was just wall-to-wall pies all week long, and they were all — well, the ones I sold, anyway — as fancy as I could make them. I made a quick video to show how to make roses, which is actually really easy. For the record (for myself next year, really), here is the pecan pie recipe I used; here is the cranberry curd tart recipe; and here is the coconut custard pie recipe. I won’t include the walnut crust recipe because it turned out weird. 

I did make a profit (I think. I didn’t look too hard, but I do have a wad of cash now), and Damien suggested I use it to buy a freezer to make my life easier next time I do this. (I was shuffling things in and out of the fridge and stashing stuff in coolers, and it was not pretty.) So now I’m skulking around the used freezer market, looking for something dented and energy inefficient, so it won’t break in 18 months. 

And I’m trying to work myself up to mentioning pies on Facebook again, to see if anyone wants a Christmas pie. Or maybe a cheesecake! I do make good cheesecake. I struggle with decorating it in a way that looks professional, but I saw a thing where someone dropped colored batter onto the unbaked top and then used a toothpick to drag it into a design, and then baked the design right into the top. I could do that!

We did some fairly successful dragged-design cookies for the bake sale. Well, we were starting to get the hang of it, anyway. 

(Note Benny’s “mistletoe and kiss” design.) 

Oh, yes, I forgot to mention, we also made a million cookies for the tree lighting bake sale (a fundraiser for a trip Benny’s going on). I made a triple recipe of my reliable no-chill sugar cookie dough.

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I cut out large cookies, cut windows into them, and filled them with crushed Jolly Ranchers, which made pretty little stained glass-effect when baked.

When they were cool, I iced them.

I have a pretty bad tremor, so icing design is not really my forte, but they mostly turned out nice. With a few vaguely obscene exceptions. Anyway, we ended up with 55 cookies and they all sold, so that was a relief. 

One other thing that turned out nicely: I used the Sally’s Baking Addiction recipe for sugared cranberries, and oh, they turned out pretty, sparkly and frosty. Here they are drying, next to some freshly-filled chicken pies.

I put some on the cranberry tarts and a few to dress up the pumpkin pies. I also tried sugaring some mint leaves, and that turned out less pretty. A flatter leaf, like basil or even bay leaves, would have been better, because I could have let it dry flat. 

We had a really nice Thanksgiving! Most of the kids were able to come, and there was just so much laughing and goofing around, it was a delight. We had a pretty straightforward menu: Turkey, stuffing, and gravy that Damien made, and mulled cider, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, roast brussels sprouts and butternut squash with bacon (I drizzled them with honey and pomegranate molasses, ooh!), dinner rolls, and cranberry orange muffins that I forgot to add sugar to, and everyone said they actually liked it that way.

I had made everyone pick out a poem to read out loud after dinner, and then of course we had pie, and ice cream and whipped cream. Everything was yum dot com, and I love my family dot org (because we are a non-profit).

SATURDAY
Aldi pizza

By the time Saturday came around, people were pretty burnt out on Thanksgiving food, so we had Aldi pizza. It was just a regular day of shopping and chores, as far as I can recall. The recent past is a real mystery to me these days. I was, however, thinking of the time that I made an elaborate blown egg Christmas ornament for my high school boyfriend’s parents, and they said it was beautiful, and I said well, I didn’t have anything better to do, and they said, oh.
Yeah, I remember that pretty well. 

SUNDAY
Turkey sandwiches/Thanksgiving leftovers

Sunday I cut up the remaining turkey and we had sandwiches, or just whatever. Now that I think of it, I was sick and didn’t go to Mass, so probably I just schlumped around all day. 

We did paint the Jesse Tree ornaments. We usually do this as our day-after-Thanksgiving tradition, but this was our first free day. 

Haven’t gotten any greens for the advent wreath yet. Advent comes at you fast!

We also ate the very last of the pie!

And that’s enough pie for a while. I am thinking about Benny’s birthday cake, though, which I will be making Sunday, presumably in someone else’s oven, as you will see. We have two birthdays in the second half of December and two in the first week of January. And that’s why St. Nicholas and St. Lucy are on their own.

I am, however, thinking of making blintzes for Hanukkah this year. 

MONDAY
Hot dogs, onion rings

Monday I did the shopping for the Angel Tree thing, and it was fun to buy little kid presents and clothes again! It’s been a while. We all got home super late, so I just cooked the hot dogs and frozen onion rings.

I actually love hot dogs, and I think it’s crazy that the kids don’t. Fancy-pantses, alla yez. 

TUESDAY
Roast beef sandwiches, chips, lemon blueberry soufra

On Tuesday, we got our first real snowstorm of the season, and the kids had a snow day, hooray!

I had splurged on some roast beef because the rest of the menu for the week was mostly leftovers. I followed the first part of this recipe from Sip and Feast I dry brined the meat for 90 minutes, then blasted it at 500 degrees for 15 minutes, then turned the oven down to 300 and kept cooking it until it was rare. Then I wrapped it up and let it sit for a while before slicing, AND THEN THE OVEN BROKE. 

We had just replaced the heating element in March, so I’m kind of annoyed that it broke already (possibly something dripped on it and caused it to overheat in one spot in a way that wore it out prematurely), but I have to admit, that was THE luckiest timing for a broken oven. We’ve had ovens break right in the middle of birthday parties, on Thanksgiving, and on Passover, and this is so vastly preferable. Supper was already made, and also Thanksgiving was already made, and all those pies were already baked. I really can’t blame the poor thing for crapping out!

Anyway, the one sad thing was that I had been planning a fun little dessert surprise. I had a package of phyllo dough because I had changed my mind about making spanakopita for Thanksgiving, and also some leftover blueberries from the pies. So Staša clued me in to this lovely stuff called soufra. 

Soufra is Greek for “ruffle,” and you make this dish by brushing butter on sheets of phyllo dough, and then folding them into pleats and arranging the pleated dough in a spiral in a pie plate. In this recipe, you bake the buttered, pleated dough for ten minutes, then pour a custard over the top and then sprinkle it with blueberries, and bake it again. I was following this simple and clear recipe on Instagram, except I didn’t have orange extract, so I used almond. I also didn’t have heavy cream, so I used half-and-half, but decreased the amount. Also I was using duck eggs, which are considerably bigger than large chicken eggs. So I guess I should say I “followed” this recipe. 

But, did I mention, the oven broke? This is how I realized it was broken: Because the soufra started to brown, and then stopped. So I ended up pouring the custard on anyway, covering the pan with tinfoil, and roasting it for half an hour or more (the upper heating element still works). This just wasn’t getting me anywhere and the center just wouldn’t set, so I reluctantly decided to microwave it. This took way longer than I expected (maybe 18 minutes all together), but it finally firmed up. 

I think I took this pic after the broiling but before the microwave. It swelled up more, and a lot of the berries popped in the microwave.

So this poor soufra was not as crisp on top as I think it’s supposed to be, and parts of it kind of bulged out unexpectedly (you know how things bulge in the microwave), but it was actually still so good. I was afraid it would be flabby and rubbery because of the microwave, but it was just tender and pleasant. And pretty! We served it warm with the last of the vanilla ice cream from Thanksgiving, and it was very popular. 

There are many, many kinds of soufra, sweet and savory, so I’m very glad to know about it. I think it would be ahhhhhmazing with rhubarb. And I’m thinking about things like sausage and onion, too. It came together very fast, but looked like I had worked hard. 

Oh, so for supper, I had been hoping to toast my roll for the roast beef sandwiches, and also maybe melt the cheese over the meat. But I may have mentioned, the oven was broken. So I tried using a kitchen torch. 

This . . . sort of worked. But not really. But it was still an incredibly delicious sandwich (I had tomatoes, provolone, and horseradish sauce on mine),

and I’m absolutely using this method for roast beef in the future. Someday I’ll follow the whole recipe, which is supposed to result in roast beef like you get at the deli. 

WEDNESDAY
Chicken/turkey noodle  soup, crock pot banana bread

Wednesday I dragged the turkey carcass out of the freezer and made soup, adding some diced chicken breasts that were left over from the chicken pot pies. I had been intending to make challah or something to go with the soup. But, oops no oven. My first choice for non-oven bread would have been naan, but I knew I was gonna be home late again. So I went with this slow cooker banana bread. I was pretty skeptical, but I figured banana bread is supposed to be really moist, so maybe it would be good. Here is how it went in:

You heat up the slow cooker for a few minutes, and then put the batter in and let it cook on high for 2.5 to 3 hours. I actually ended up letting it go for 3.5 hours, so it was pretty burnt on the edges. But it was still delicious!

I threw in some pecans left over from Thanksgiving, and it was very fine banana bread. I’m so pleased to know this is an option — both for times when I can’t use the oven, and times when I want a quick bread but I won’t be there to take it out of the oven. Yay, new things! 

The soup was perfectly fine. It was very simple, just broth, meat, carrots, onions, noodles, and pepper. 

It’s so dang dark these days, I really struggle to get a normal photo. I struggle with lots of things. This is the darkest month, right? It starts getting lighter pretty soon, dot argh. 

THURSDAY
Gochujang bulgoki, rice, cucumbers

I had been intending to heat up a chicken pot pie I made before Thanksgiving (I accidentally made too much filling for the two pies I sold, so I made a third one and froze it), but even thought Damien ordered the replacement heating element as soon as I told him we needed one, it isn’t going to be here until Monday. So I stopped at the store and got some pork and cucumbers, and in the morning, I made a gochujang bulgoki sauce. 

My original plan was just to marinate the chops and then broil them, but as I was staring glumly at the cluttered windowsill and thinking how unfair it was that the ground is covered with snow and we still have flies in the kitchen, I spotted a kitchen gadget I forgot I had bought a few months ago. It’s basically an oversized pencil sharpener with a handle, and you twist the carrot around, and these long, ruffled ribbons emerge.

I guess you are supposed to roll them back up to make flowers, but I decided to leave them unfurled, cut up the pork in thin strips, and made bulgoki. I skipped the onions and just set the pork and carrots marinating together. 

I did attempt to put the cucumbers through the vegetable sharpener, too, but they didn’t fit, so I just cut them up. This gadget will come in handy for when we make our New Year’s Eve shushi! You could probably also make potato flowers, if you cut the potato into a cylinder first. I guess parsnip flowers. 

We had to stop on the way home to buy boots for THREE kids, and GET THIS. We did it! It took, like, twelve minutes and everyone is happy. And the kid who didn’t get boots because she didn’t need boots isn’t mad! I cannot believe how easy I get off sometimes!

So when we got home I pan-fried the meat and cooked the rice in the Instant Pot, and it was a delicious meal. 

You can eat the meat/vegetables and rice with lettuce, but I had bought a bunch of nori when the international market shut down, so we had that. More food in little bundles, I say! Yum yum. 

FRIDAY
Spaghetti

We made it, pals. I did manage to get the nativity scene set up last night. If you happened to drive by our house before it snowed and you noticed where I tossed that wreath I bought, please let me know. As soon as it warms up a little, I’ll dig for it, but I don’t know where to dig! 

I just remembered something funny. Right before Thanksgiving, I stopped at the store for some bread flour to make dinner rolls. Then I made the pies for the family, and I was like, “oh look, a brand new sack of flour!” and dug in. But of course it was bread flour. Let me tell you, those pie crusts were FIRM. Ha! Oh well.