7-year-old son: BANG! BANG! BANG! I’M A ZOMBIE KILLER!
5-year-old daughter: Well, I’m not a zombie.
7-year-old son: Wait here, I’ll get my other gun.
Also, my post is up at the Register: Pro-Life Euphemisms: What Do You Think?
Also, last day to enter in the contest! Email your answers to simchafisher@ (sorry, I can’t seem to get WordPress to make that a live link). I have to say, I think I figured it out from other clues around the house . . . and NO ONE HAS GUESSED IT YET. So go ahead and make a second guess, if you like. If no one guesses it, I’ll just figure out some silly way of choosing a winner tomorrow.