There used to be a TV commercial that asked, “If your house could speak, what would it say?” I think they were selling exterior stain, or a home security system or something. Everyone’s houses were saying things like, “This family understands love” or “Security happens under this roof.”
Well, this is what I found in my bathroom yesterday:
I think my house is saying, in a sort of pleading whisper,
” . . . Truce?”
If your house could speak, what would it say?