Today, I’m letting Fozzy Bear be my spirit guide. Here’s the game: take one letter out of the name of famous movies, and describe the new plot. Got the idea here.
Here are my contributions. Warning: all are stupid.
Ear Window A Being John Malkovich-esque metathriller in which Alfred Hitchcock witnesses a murder after crawling inside Grace Kelly’s head through her ear
Pats of Glory To you, they may just be pieces of ordinary butter, but to me, they’re . . . pats of glory
The Lives of Oters A frolicsome family of water mammals goes in search of their missing T
He Godfather Tarzan must decide whether to resist his destiny as a mafia overlord
Even Samurai . . . get the blues
Oy Story A heartwarming story of friendship, loyalty, and gefilte fish
Das Bot A tense thriller set entirely on board software application that runs automated tasks over the Internet
Star Was A melancholy rumination by Mark Hamill on the fleetness of fame
Full Meta Jacket A tightly knit band of overeducated hipsters wear jackets printed with pictures of other jackets
Madeus An angry black woman seeks to drive her musical rival to exhaustion in this rollicking, race-baiting tragicomedy set in 1823 Vienna
Some Like T Hot Some, however, prefer it with ice.
Chintown A buddy action movie starring Jay Leno and Bruce Campbell
Mr. Mith Goes to Washington When a lisping, cross-dressing Jimmy Stewart tries his hand at politics, he’s in for a rude surprise
Er Spike Jonez’ brilliantly re-imagined romcom, which explores modern ideas of love and intimacy, causing the audience to not know what to say
Hotel Wanda John Cleese and Jamie Lee Curtis star in this harrowing historical drama about courage in the face of genocide
Fining Nemo You lose track of your kid twice, you lose custody. First time, you just get a fine.
The Princess Brie In this fairy tale cult favorite, cheddar and swiss bow down to the Princess Brie
Back Swan A young girl gets a tattoo, thinking she will never ever get tired of swans
All Abut Eve Are women individuals, in command our destinies? Are we truly free of the ancient past? Or when it comes down to it, don’t we . . . all abut Eve?
PIC Fozzie Bear
Wacka wacka! Thank you very much.
Okay, now your turn!