i. chico marx and tallulah bankhead
simcha fisher hock
brown stain ceiling
homeschool catholic horny
ii. timothy o’donnell uh resigns
went to school and i was very nervous
irration fear of prostitutes
get berserk island cup cakes
poren caren fisher
should single women be allowed to row boats
do i have to obey my husband catholic
what to do when your nipples throbes
is medjugorje a hoax
the bible said woman breastfed your husband very well?
short women’s breasting feed men
why do people say i’ve been so blessed
where does simcha fisher live
moms think i m dad
frog and toad tomorrow
responsibility and men
what i don’t belong down
medogorje is a fake!! and then some
Do you have a website? I want to hear your search terms poem! The only rule is you can’t change anything, but you have to use the search terms as they appear on your dashboard. Warning: You will not end up feeling better about your readers.
More poetry composed entirely of search terms that sent people to my site:
moral obligation to vaccinate simcha fisher
visions of women who went to hell because of wearing trousers
i want to turn into a dog but how?
people accidentally swallowing moths in sleep
i feel so moron
sam was late today
cover my bases
soviet smoke alarm
what que pasa mean
in engineering what is shitpie
negative spiedie meme
the pope cant stop medjugorje now
medjugorje water from the knee
agony of pregnancy carving
red herring shoes
irrational fear of child jesus
what became of simcha fischer
couch to exercise
pro life woman with the biggest tits
whats for supper
bono is a trans
what became of simcha fischer
it’s simcha fisher’s own fault she got fired
bugs living in cream of tartar
mum always becoming hysterical
taxidermied cats in clothes
sit down hobbies
couldn’t hoit to ask
is there anything i can do to prevent homeschool
what teen books are out there to help feel good
how to explain to grade schoolers what the kidneys do
do the jews control the world
i speed because i have to poop
ugly people in santa hat
eating refried beans while breastfeeding
edith street 4 a crabby one
mandy patinkin naked
john saxon pictures john saxon pictures john saxon pictures
patrick smelly teeth
coloring pages of hearts for lesbians
simcha fisher bitch
You take photos like Harley man!
If she farts, ka-blu-ee.
Becoming less masculine,
Marx Brothers sexistic.
Ok, let’s pray and see.
I am married but I want to be a priest.
(They have got married recently.)
Simcha Fisher drinking.
Bless somebody’s sole.
ii. the technical details
Where is Kincaid in the list of great painters?Sitting down that needes to be worn.Have you ever flashed women while wearing a kilt?
My church doesn’t talk about the technical details.
Maurice Sendak Jewish goat;
Stupid fertility questions.
Feel the difference:
Shitzu and Starwars.
Spray chrome feel chrome like chrome.
Can`t you see this is my shoes size?
Natural family planning designed to fail.
My mother in law was giving out to me while I was giving birth.
Big fat woman sitting on little men:
What is there to resist?
Finally got around to watching Annie Hall.
My husband goes along.
iv. all day
Home schooled children sit on their asses all day.
Girls wear plastic pants, St. Marys, South Bend.
Girdles pantaloons tubes;
Lady Barbara shoejob.
The church takes but doesn’t give anything.
v. all over
Catholic women can no longer act as spiritual advisors.
All over the place in her writing.
The joke’s on you.
No legitimate excuse for a relapse.
What does it mean if my husbands co worker bakes him a desert?
Is Thomas Kinkade a big ol’ jerk?
Anyone who’s crazy enough to want to be a Jew is a Jew.
I vote for fat.
what the hell is planet aid
what is the process of wearing my shoes
is it stupid to have 3 kids under 3
what time does snappy’s close
very short cut porno pants
don’t have an hourglass figure
your a wiener
scotch taped rabbit
lori petty + boobs
simcha fisher horses butt
lori petty nude
why does my guy on harvest moon a wonderfull life always look unhappy even if he isnt hungry?
simcha fisher “moral theologian”
dont ha ha
lucky charms make me fart
dont you shush me
big dog teeth
huge dog teeth
blue haired doberman spells like outside but lives inside
male hair blond and pretty
jesus is you pall
i look is happy
i feel so moron
Hamburger Washer Sleep Blog, Or:
Will Okra Slime Hurt Me?
. . .
Snappy kid talk
What is spillcock
baby powder help with lice
I have sit
I must sit down
Ha ha suckers
Mark Shea butter football
baby shower old wise tales
How to wet sitting down
Sit down joke
I need sit down
Hallie Lord the jerk
. . .
Well, I did it again. I thought the joke was really obvious, but it turns out that it was just me being a big weirdo again. I hope no one was offended, disgusted, or, you know, weirded out. This poem was made up of search terms for my blog. Each line was an exact quote of a phrase that someone entered into a search engine, and then ended up at my blog.
“Hallie Lord the jerk,” for instance, is not a statement of opinion — it’s just a sad statement that Hallie Lord is now inextricably linked (at least as far as Google is concerned) with people like me.