Tag: search terms poetry

mister fat plush: a search terms poem

i. chico marx and tallulah bankhead

grapefruit spoons
cannoli shells
simcha fisher hock

brown stain ceiling
catholic dying
medjugorje hoax

dolpih poorn
wiggle low
medjugordje fake

sexblog
sex.blog
feshar sex
homeschool catholic horny

ii. timothy o’donnell uh resigns

went to school and i was very nervous
irration fear of prostitutes
get berserk island cup cakes
poren caren fisher

should single women be allowed to row boats
do i have to obey my husband catholic
what to do when your nipples throbes
is medjugorje a hoax

the bible said woman breastfed your husband very well?
short women’s breasting feed men
why do people say i’ve been so blessed
where does simcha fisher live

moms think i m dad
thrilling sex
frog and toad tomorrow

responsibility and men
what i don’t belong down
medogorje is a fake!! and then some

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Do you have a website? I want to hear your search terms poem! The only rule is you can’t change anything, but you have to use the search terms as they appear on your dashboard. Warning: You will not end up feeling better about your readers.

More poetry composed entirely of search terms that sent people to my site:

moral obligation to vaccinate simcha fisher

visions of women who went to hell because of wearing trousers

i want to turn into a dog but how?

people accidentally swallowing moths in sleep

i feel so moron

 

 

 

moral obligation to vaccinate simcha fisher: A search terms poem

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simcha fishcer
simcha fiscer
sam was late today

naked protestant
cover my bases
soviet smoke alarm

sincha fisher
somcha fisher
what que pasa mean

in engineering what is shitpie

negative spiedie meme

the pope cant stop medjugorje now
medjugorje water from the knee
agony of pregnancy carving
red herring shoes

irrational fear of child jesus
oh lort
sex blog
simch

what became of simcha fischer
couch to exercise

pro life woman with the biggest tits
whats for supper
lort

simcha.fisjer
simcga fischer
bono is a trans

what became of simcha fischer
it’s simcha fisher’s own fault she got fired

bugs living in cream of tartar
mum always becoming hysterical

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people accidentally swallowing moths in sleep

apron sex

shark sex

taxidermied cats in clothes

poop panic

pro llama

sexy spaghettios

sit down hobbies

speaking toilet

mustache villain

carny

bolo bouncer

rutger hauer

couldn’t hoit to ask

is there anything i can do to prevent homeschool

what teen books are out there to help feel good

how to explain to grade schoolers what the kidneys do

do the jews control the world

i speed because i have to poop

ugly people in santa hat

eating refried beans while breastfeeding

edith street 4 a crabby one

mandy patinkin

mandy patinkin

mandy patinkin naked

john saxon pictures john saxon pictures john saxon pictures

patrick smelly teeth

coloring pages of hearts for lesbians

simcha fisher bitch

muse

visions of women who went to hell because of wearing trousers

 i.  ok
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You take photos like Harley man!
If she farts, ka-blu-ee.
Becoming less masculine,
Marx Brothers sexistic.
Ok, let’s pray and see.
.
I am married but I want to be a priest.
(They have got married recently.)
Fatman sex.
Simcha Fisher drinking.
Bless somebody’s sole.
.
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ii.  the technical details
.

Where is Kincaid in the list of great painters?Sitting down that needes to be worn.Have you ever flashed women while wearing a kilt?

My church doesn’t talk about the technical details.
.
Maurice Sendak Jewish goat;
Stupid fertility questions.
Feel the difference:
Shitzu and Starwars.
Spray chrome feel chrome like chrome.
.
.
iii.  finally
.
Can`t you see this is my shoes size?
Natural family planning designed to fail.
My mother in law was giving out to me while I was giving birth.
Hysterical postures!
Poo.
.
Big fat woman sitting on little men:
What is there to resist?
Finally got around to watching Annie Hall.
My husband goes along.
.
.
iv.  all day
.
Home schooled children sit on their asses all day.
Girls wear plastic pants, St. Marys, South Bend.
Girdles pantaloons tubes;
Lady Barbara shoejob.
The church takes but doesn’t give anything.
.
.
v.  all over
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Catholic women can no longer act as spiritual advisors.
All over the place in her writing.
Stupid trampoline!
The joke’s on you.
No legitimate excuse for a relapse.
.
What does it mean if my husbands co worker bakes him a desert?
Is Thomas Kinkade a big ol’ jerk?
Anyone who’s crazy enough to want to be a Jew is a Jew.
I vote for fat.
.
.

i want to turn into a dog, but how?

I’m a pastor’s wife looking for inexpensive baby gifts.Was George Washington brilliant or lucky?
Why do fat women like Tweety Bird?
I have to sit down blob.
.
You don’t want to be in my shoe, my shoe.
Stallone in the dark;
Planet tushy.
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Beer is sabotaging my fat loss.
I’ll claw your eyes out.
.
 God, God, God, else but God:
Accidentally whole bottle.
How to reply when your answer is stupid?
How to make gargoyle feet?
.
Knock knock. Who’s there?  Never.
Victorian cats;
Buboes.
Get down, down, down; sit on the premium.
Superman unclothes
.
Are there any non-dorky homeschooling parents?
Simcha Fisher gun-wielding butt.support+wife’s+stupid+ideas:
Lori Petty theme.
.
Disney penis,
Outrageous mustache,
Simcha dog hero.
.
Danielle feral,
Awful teeth,
Joke meningitis joke.
.
Big fig newton,
X-ray monkey,
“Wonky tonky” meaning.
.
Kosher condomes for ivf;
Mamamamamamamamamamamamamama.
How is being told your butt is abig a complement to a girl?
He is a chubby man.
.
Simcha Fisher
Modesty debate.
I will make you fishers of pants.
.

I feel so moron

what the hell is planet aid

what is the process of wearing my shoes

is it stupid to have 3 kids under 3

what time does snappy’s close

very short cut porno pants

don’t have an hourglass figure

your a wiener

snapy sex

scotch taped rabbit

dog

lori petty

lori petty

lori petty  + boobs

simcha fisher horses butt

lori petty nude

why does my guy on harvest moon a wonderfull life always look unhappy even if he isnt hungry?

simcha fisher “moral theologian”

dont ha ha

lucky charms make me fart

zimcha fisher

dont you shush me

big dog teeth

huge dog teeth

blue haired doberman spells like outside but lives inside

male hair blond and pretty

jesus is you pall

i look is happy

i feel so moron

Poetry Monday – UPDATED

Hamburger Washer Sleep Blog, Or:

Will Okra Slime Hurt Me?

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Mad Jesus
Laughing Jesus
people choking
Jew site
.
Snappy kid talk
What is spillcock
baby powder help with lice
.
I have sit
I must sit down
Ha ha suckers
toilets blog
.
Mark Shea butter football
baby shower old wise tales

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How to wet sitting down
Sit down joke
I need sit down
.
frog brothers
pasty vampires
Hallie Lord the jerk
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Dear everyone,
Well, I did it again.  I thought the joke was really obvious, but it turns out that it was just me being a big weirdo again.  I hope no one was offended, disgusted, or, you know, weirded out.  This poem was made up of search terms for my blog.  Each line was an exact quote of a phrase that someone entered into a search engine, and then ended up at my blog.
“Hallie Lord the jerk,” for instance, is not a statement of opinion — it’s just a sad statement that Hallie Lord is now inextricably linked (at least as far as Google is concerned) with people like me.
Sorry!