mister fat plush: a search terms poem

i. chico marx and tallulah bankhead

grapefruit spoons
cannoli shells
simcha fisher hock

brown stain ceiling
catholic dying
medjugorje hoax

dolpih poorn
wiggle low
medjugordje fake

sexblog
sex.blog
feshar sex
homeschool catholic horny

ii. timothy o’donnell uh resigns

went to school and i was very nervous
irration fear of prostitutes
get berserk island cup cakes
poren caren fisher

should single women be allowed to row boats
do i have to obey my husband catholic
what to do when your nipples throbes
is medjugorje a hoax

the bible said woman breastfed your husband very well?
short women’s breasting feed men
why do people say i’ve been so blessed
where does simcha fisher live

moms think i m dad
thrilling sex
frog and toad tomorrow

responsibility and men
what i don’t belong down
medogorje is a fake!! and then some

****

****

Do you have a website? I want to hear your search terms poem! The only rule is you can’t change anything, but you have to use the search terms as they appear on your dashboard. Warning: You will not end up feeling better about your readers.

More poetry composed entirely of search terms that sent people to my site:

moral obligation to vaccinate simcha fisher

visions of women who went to hell because of wearing trousers

i want to turn into a dog but how?

people accidentally swallowing moths in sleep

i feel so moron

 

 

 

You are a cup

It’s a task like no other, this task of merely being present at the edge of a fathomless immensity of love. But that is what you were made for: You are a cup, and you are here to be filled.

Read the rest of my latest for The Catholic Weekly.

Podcast #58: Thank you, Chachi!

Who can even say what’s in this podcast? What isn’t in this podcast? Not Chuck Norris, that’s who!

And not a poem by Donald Justice.

Photo by Carlos Killpack via Flickr (Creative Commons)

Podcast #54: Faulknersauce!

In honor of FINALLY GETTING AROUND TO RECORDING A PODCAST FOR ONCE, we’re making this one free to all comers. (Normally, podcasts are for closers, I mean patrons.) Sorry it’s been so long! Or, you’re welcome! You’re welcome!

This evening, we snickered our way around hybrid wolves, Vienna sausages, the town with no bootstraps, cellulite, egg salad, William Faulkner and his sauce, the difference between boys and girls, and of course a poem by Wislawa Szymborska.

Additional audio “provided” by “Damien.”

Image via Wikimedia Commons

Protected: Podcast 53: Jewbie-jewbie-jew

This content is password protected. To view it please enter your password below:

Protected: Podcast #52: Didgeridon’t

This content is password protected. To view it please enter your password below:

Protected: Podcast #50: The Five Stages of Revenge

This content is password protected. To view it please enter your password below:

Protected: Podcast #48: Accidentally unnamed

This content is password protected. To view it please enter your password below:

Protected: Podcast #46: Mama’s little snakey loves bananofee pie

This content is password protected. To view it please enter your password below:

moral obligation to vaccinate simcha fisher: A search terms poem

***

simcha fishcer
simcha fiscer
sam was late today

naked protestant
cover my bases
soviet smoke alarm

sincha fisher
somcha fisher
what que pasa mean

in engineering what is shitpie

negative spiedie meme

the pope cant stop medjugorje now
medjugorje water from the knee
agony of pregnancy carving
red herring shoes

irrational fear of child jesus
oh lort
sex blog
simch

what became of simcha fischer
couch to exercise

pro life woman with the biggest tits
whats for supper
lort

simcha.fisjer
simcga fischer
bono is a trans

what became of simcha fischer
it’s simcha fisher’s own fault she got fired

bugs living in cream of tartar
mum always becoming hysterical

***