i. chico marx and tallulah bankhead
simcha fisher hock
brown stain ceiling
homeschool catholic horny
ii. timothy o’donnell uh resigns
went to school and i was very nervous
irration fear of prostitutes
get berserk island cup cakes
poren caren fisher
should single women be allowed to row boats
do i have to obey my husband catholic
what to do when your nipples throbes
is medjugorje a hoax
the bible said woman breastfed your husband very well?
short women’s breasting feed men
why do people say i’ve been so blessed
where does simcha fisher live
moms think i m dad
frog and toad tomorrow
responsibility and men
what i don’t belong down
medogorje is a fake!! and then some
Do you have a website? I want to hear your search terms poem! The only rule is you can’t change anything, but you have to use the search terms as they appear on your dashboard. Warning: You will not end up feeling better about your readers.
More poetry composed entirely of search terms that sent people to my site:
It’s a stone cold sober podcast! And in honor of how much we suck, it’s free.
Damien and I incisively analyze the dead hand of Mother Angelica, how Facebook pranks all of Australia, newspapers that were not metaphors, a small disappointment about sharks, cocktails, lyme disease, toxic masculinity, and so much more. And a poem by W.B. Yeats.
LEONARD BERNSTEIN! It almost works.
And a poem by John Bargowski.
In honor of FINALLY GETTING AROUND TO RECORDING A PODCAST FOR ONCE, we’re making this one free to all comers. (Normally, podcasts are for closers, I mean patrons.) Sorry it’s been so long! Or, you’re welcome! You’re welcome!
This evening, we snickered our way around hybrid wolves, Vienna sausages, the town with no bootstraps, cellulite, egg salad, William Faulkner and his sauce, the difference between boys and girls, and of course a poem by Wislawa Szymborska.
Additional audio “provided” by “Damien.”