Me: Did you find those packets of nuts I put in your car? I know they say “100 calorie packs,” but I just got them because they were packets of nuts.
Him: I know.
Me: I just wanted you to know that. I wasn’t thinking about how many calories you eat.
Him: I know. Thanks. I ate them.
Me: I know, I counted how many were left.
Him: I ate them angrily.
Me: Wha? But — but they’re nuts.
Him: So am I.