Oh, what a week. Let’s talk about food.
Still not tired of it. Kyra (you know Kyra) reminded me about Chinese five spice, so I dusted some boneless chops with it and sauteed them in olive oil. Succulent and delicious.
Big pot of ramen noodles with your choice of sliced pork, soft boiled eggs, frozen stir fry veggies, chopped scallions, sesame seeds, soy sauce, and hot sauce. So cheap, fast, and delicious.
“Greek nachos,” birthday cake
Yep, we bought one of those helium tanks from Walmart. It comes with 30 balloons and ribbon, and, well . . .
The “Greek nachos” recipe is from Damn Delicious. It wasn’t as outrageously delicious as I remember, but the kids all loved it, and it was very pretty and satisfying. Lots of prep work, though. LOTS.
Basically you make homemade pita chips (these are the best part of the meal). Cut pita into triangles, drizzle them with olive oil, and add a little salt, then bake them. On top of these, you have pieces of grilled chicken, olives, feta cheese, cucumbers, red onion, fresh herbs, and roasted red peppers. And of course tzatziki sauce. Full fat Greek yogurt is my middle name.
I decided to roast my own peppers, for some reason. It wasn’t hard, but I don’t think they tasted any better than the jarred ones. Cheaper, anyway. I used Ina Garten’s directions. You preheat the oven to 500, put them peppers on a pan, and roast them for 35 minutes or so, until they’re all wrinkly and a little charred. I forgot to turn them. I lost the pic I took, but they were pretty ghastly, very alien autopsy.
Then you let them cool a bit. The stem and seeds come off pretty easily, and you can pull the skin right off, which is fun. The peppers make juice while roasting, so you put that in with the skinned pepper flesh and add some olive oil, and there you are.
Corrie wanted a rainbow cake, and she and Benny decorated it together with Skittles.
Pork and peanut dragon noodles, garlicky string beans
New recipe! Only a few of the kids liked it, but Damien and I thought it was fantastic. This is from Budget Bytes. So easy and cheap. The sauce has just three ingredients.
You brown up the pork, add the sauce and chopped peanuts, and simmer it while you’re cooking some ramen noodles. Then put it all together. That’s it! Very savory and peppy, with a great texture from the peanuts. I don’t usually like peanuts in meat dishes, but this combination of flavors was perfect. I made a quadruple recipe, with two pounds of pork.
It calls for chili garlic sauce. All I had was sambal oelek, for some reason, which is marinated crushed pepper paste. It seemed fairly strong, if sweet, so I used about half of what the recipe called for, and it was great.
We couldn’t not have garlic, so I heated up some olive oil and browned up a tablespoon or so of minced garlic, then added a few pounds of trimmed string beans and some sesame oil. Then I just kept it moving in the hot pan until the string beans were a little charred. Tons of flavor, and nicely crunchy.
Quesdillas, corn chips
I added leftover scallions to mine.
The children insist on pronouncing it “quassa-dillllas.” They also say “GWACK-a-mole,” to rhyme with “whack-a-mole.” They do this because they are savages, savages, barely even human.
Egg in toast?
I forget. We made homemade bagels, which I intended as dinner, but the day got away from me.
I used this recipe from King Arthur Flour, appreciating the detail that if you’re using a mixer, the dough “will ‘thwap’ the sides of the bowl.” I couldn’t find my dough hook, so there was somewhat less thwapping, sadly, but it’s very stiff dough.
I also didn’t have as much yeast as I thought, so I was only able to make a double recipe, or 16 bagels.
They turned out . . . okay. With bagels, you make the dough, let it rise, make the dough into balls, let them rise, poke holes, boil them, add toppings, and then bake them. The main problem was that I was yakking with another mom the whole time, and made the grievous mistake of using 1-1/2 cups of water for the water bath. That’s the amount of water that goes into the dough; the water bath is supposed to be two quarts.
Here you can see me in the act of thinking, “Something ain’t right here . . . ”
This is the same kind of thinking that led me, in 7th grade Home Ec class, to read the directions to take the two skirt panels and sew the side together, and to conclude that I ought to I sew both sides of one panel together, and then sew both sides of the other panel together. Rather than sewing . . . you know, let’s just move along. Poor Mrs. Dakin.
In my defense, look at my kitchen. Look at it! It’s ridiculous. Although I did buy a hutch yesterday, and that tangle of cords is soon going to be moved away from the stove, so people can stop accidentally charging their phones in the toaster.
So, the poor bagels had to splash around in a little kiddie pool of a water bath, rather than being dunked into the deep end. Also, the sugar-to-water ratio was way off, so they were quite sweet. Here is how they looked after their water bath, before baking:
They still would have been all right, except that I burned half of them. OH WELL. They did all get eaten! I made eight sesame, four poppy seed, and four kosher salt.
And we had a pretty good time. Some of us had a very very good time.
FISHERS DINE OUT!
Vacation’s almost over, so we went to the local children’s museum, which I love. It’s quite low-tech, and very lovingly designed by someone who really understands kids. There is also a pretend dentist section with a really comfortable dentist chair just the right size for a tired mother and her cell phone.
By the way, I am solidly #teamdonuteyes
Corrie did quite well, and only flipped out once, in the dress-up section, where she literally had to share the stage with another toddler, and she didn’t want to.
Then we went out for pizza. It was early, so I thought it would be empty, but it was jam-packed. This is just a casual pizza joint, not a place that takes reservations. There’s not really any room for waiting for a table, so it was very awkward.
Then the manager came over, beamed at everyone, gave the kids enormous homemade cookies to ease the wait, and made sure we knew he had a table in mind for us, and would seat us as soon as possible. They made us feel like they were glad we were there.
Waitresses and hostesses, please be more like this to big families, if you can. Act welcoming, just like you would for any customer. I know it’s stressful to have a large party, but most big families don’t go out very often. Please don’t make us feel like we’re nothing but a hassle for you, even if that’s what we are. It meant so much to me to feel like a normal, valued customer instead of a problem. We went to a different restaurant for Mardi Gras, and I felt like they couldn’t wait to get us out of there.
I also ordered one of the pizzas half anchovy, because that’s how mothers get leftovers for once.
Grilled cheese, salad, chips
Damien and I were supposed to whisk ourselves away to NH’s tiny little bit of coast for the night, but of course it’s March, and so we must have a nor’easter with flooding and catastrophic winds predicted. And so we change our plans, tra la la.
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A tip on roasted red peppers: have you checked Costco? When we lived on the East Coast, they carried gigantic jars of them for about $3.50 – i.e., cheaper than you could make them yourself. And a bonus was that the nice, wide-mouthed jars were fabulous for pantry staples. (Alas, apparently not enough people here in Colorado like roasted red peppers for Costco to carry them.)
Tragically, there is no Costco or Sam’s Club here! It’s a miracle Aldi came to town. This area specializes in useless stores.
Ah, too bad! I was so bummed out about my collection of jars being curtailed; it would have been a vicarious consolation to hook someone else up with them.
Sorry to be a downer, but maybe the topless picture of your daughter isn’t a good idea?
Happy birthday Corrie!
I love when you show photos of your kitchen, and the inside of your house in general, because it makes me feel normal. Usually when I see other bloggers’ photos of the inside of their home, I wonder, “Where is all your stuff???” And I have to laugh whenever those bloggers say something self-deprecating about how “messy” their living room is, because it’s always basically pristine and the mess consists of a handful of toys which actually go together (e.g., a set of blocks, or puppets, or toy animals) scattered on the floor, and maybe one seasonally-appropriate piece of outerwear tossed on a chair or something. It’s as if they were doing a photo shoot for an article that was supposed to depict a “messy home,” and they started with an empty set with new living room furniture , and then the person who was supposed to bring all the props to the set to make it look “messy” got stuck in traffic, so the photographer’s assistant’s assistant, who happens to have two kids, dumped out the contents of her handbag, and they just made do with that. “Oh, I’m sooo embarrassed! Please excuse the terrible mess!”
My kids mispronounce things on purpose too…like Juh-LOP-a-noes.
My husband is part Spanish, and lived in Mexico for a summer, and likes to snicker every time I try to pronounce anything Spanish in an authentic way. I’ll say “quesadilla” and he just laughs and says I am too white to even try. So I told him I’m learning German, so there.